Don't Touch Me Cactus Unisex Hoodie

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This funny sarcastic cactus shirt is perfect for the introvert who wants to say "leave me alone" without saying a word. If you're not a people person and often find yourself thinking "I wish everyone would get away from me," this cute succulent shirt is the perfect way to say "don't touch me" and "no means no" with desert chic style.

Shirt Info:

Cotton/Poly Blend
1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
Unisex Fit
hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.

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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

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Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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I'm prickly, but I like to be cozy

Love love love Boredwalk! This sweatshirt is great quality and the graphic is killer. Highly recommended.

Fun!

Fun is hard to come by these days; however, I have been having ton of fun with Boredwalk items. The 'Don't Touch Me,' hoodie garners different reactions and I enjoy all of them. I have listened to a story about a poor, unfortunate grandchild falling backwards into a field cactus and also being told that I must be a cold "b." :) Funny! The hoodie is warm and comfortable and fits just right. The design and coloring are high quality classy! I have cactus earrings to match. Love it!

So awesome!

These are by far my favorite hoodies..so comfy and the size is perfect

My edgelord niece loves it

I got this for my 11-year-old niece. It is comfy and big and she uses it to hide her preteen insecurities.

Arrived damaged

Love my hoodie but it came with bleach spots on the sleeves. Still comfy but wouldnt buy another because of that.

Don't Touch Me Cactus Unisex Hoodie

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

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