Men's Try Optimistic Nihilism Today T-Shirt

Men's Try Optimistic Nihilism Today T-Shirt

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Ready embrace the meaninglessness of life? Try optimistic nihilism! Sure, nothing matters, but isn't that freeing? This funny colorful shirt will be the envy of philosophy nerds everywhere. It's a great reminder that our mental health can benefit from taking everything a lot less seriously.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Customer Reviews

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Tim Prickett
I love it

My shirt is great! It fits well and washes well. Good job1

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Vicente Witherspoon
Shirt

Great looking shirt and it fit great.

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Pat
Funny, high quality T-shirt

I recently purchased several BoredWalk T-shirts, including this one, and I have to say, they all exceeded my expectations in both quality and design.

The fabric is a soft, high-quality cotton that feels great against the skin. It holds up well after multiple washes without shrinking or losing its shape, and the design remains crisp without fading or cracking.

As for the message? “Try Optimistic Nihilism Today” feels like the perfect final thought should I one day lose a crosswalk battle to a distracted driver on my suburban “nature trail.”

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dawna murphy
The Fave

Hands down fav design at Boredwalk. Esp. Post 2024 election results...just another day in the hellscape is close runner up.

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Wyatt

Funny shirt that fits well, like the design, may end up buying more from y’all in the future (also gave my friend the sticker, so thanks for that)

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