Women's Everything is Trash Raccoon Vneck T-Shirt

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Everything might be trash, but this adorable trash panda isn't about to despair. This funny cynical shirt makes a great gift for the pessimist who loves dark humor and raccoons. Animal lovers with a flair for pessimism will love this outraged raccoon as he declares his assessment of everything.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • fashion-forward, form fitting look
  • runs small, please see sizing chart

Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our womens tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up or consider our unisex/mens tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.

Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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Customer Reviews

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Jennifer Daskal
Great customer service!

Great customer service and good quality shirt! Nice thickness and fit! Would buy again for sure. Runs a bit small so size up.

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Deborah Doherty
Everything IS trash except for this shirt!

The design is AWESOME and reflects my world view, the shirt is soft and comfortable and even though they say they run small, it felt true to size and fit perfectly.

The only problem with shopping on Boredwalk is deciding amongst alllll the awesome designs.

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Eric Doise
Wonderful shirt

My wife loves it. It fits as described. Looks great!

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Kal Simms
It's so trashy.... :)

My overall review of my experience? Wearing this tshirt was like receiving 1000 unicorn licks, while watching baby otters play in the snow. Magical, comfy, so adorable. The shirt fits SO well, I have gotten so many chuckle-compliments. (Shipping was so speedy too.) 13/10 recommend!

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Megan Rosiu
Love the design and shirt itself but....

I love the design and the T shirt itself but it shrunk dramatically in the wash. I tried it on before washing it as the instructions stated and it fit great, now unfortunately it is too small for me to wear.

Thanks for leaving a review! We are sorry to hear that there was an issue with your order.

Our shirts are preshrunk so there definitely should not have been any shrinkage. You may have received a defective item. Someone from our team has reached out to you via email to rectify the situation. Please reply to that message with any questions you may have.