Men's Sex Drugs and Lobster Rolls T-Shirt

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This funny foodie shirt is the perfect way to show your fandom for lobster rolls. We even made a plant-based version of this popular sandwich, which you can read about


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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

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Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Customer Reviews

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Meredith Dunn
Husband loves it!

We are a cheesy, dad humor couple and my husband loves this shirt! He even put in his closet in his non-work section of clothes so it doesnt get ruined. Haha

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Catherine Lawless
Tiny.

Shirt is super small, unwearable.

Thank you for taking the time to leave a review!

Unfortunately women's sizing is varies by style and manufacturer while compared to men's/unisex t-shirts run 'true-to-size' across the industry. This is why we offer multiple women's styles. Although our women's crew neck and v-neck styles run small for customers that prefer a fitted style, we also offer women's scoopneck tops.

Our women's scoopneck tops have a different sizing chart, provide a more flowy fit, and range up to size 3XL.You can view our women's scoopneck tops here: https://www.boredwalk.com/collections/ladies-scoop-neck-tops

All exchanges are free so if you would like to exchange for a bigger size, you can start the process on our website! Here is the link ot the portal: https://returns.boredwalktshirts.com/

We also fulfill custom styles and sizes via our custom request form: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/custom-request. Our team is always happy to help with finding something unique for our customers to enjoy.

Once again, we're sorry the sizing didn't work out. We really hope you'll consider our alternate styles or place a custom order by contacting us at hello@boredwalktshirts.com :)

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Andrea

Looks just like the picture, good quality shirt. I can’t wait to give it to my bf for Xmas, he’s going to love it.

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Laurence Plotkin
Poor experience

Not positive. I really dont like to complain about a small business but quite simply I got a T-shirt that was ridiculously long. Then I went through a ridiculously long process to try to get them to send me a replacement. After sending pictures and measurements they said it was within normal parameters. which is stupid because in all of the hundreds of T-shirts I bought in my life Ive never gotten one that didnt fit normal ly. Anyway the T-shirt is ridiculously long and if somebody there couldve just sent me a new one that wasnt messed up Id be fine but instead after several ridiculous emails I just return the whole mess.

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Thomas Smith
Conversation Starter

This item is a hilarious conversation piece and especially in my geographic area. The second I saw it I knew it was going to get a lot of laughs and turn heads. Ladies love a man with a sense of humor.