Someday We'll All Be Dead Messenger Bag
Someday We'll All Be Dead Messenger Bag
Someday We'll All Be Dead Messenger Bag

Someday We'll All Be Dead Messenger Bag

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This funny, ironic, floral rainbow messenger bag makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilsm bag is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic bag is a must-have.

Bag Info:

  • 100% cotton canvas
  • adjustable shoulder strap
  • exterior and interior zippered pockets
  • side pockets with magnetic snaps

This stylish sturdy messenger bag is made of 14 oz 100% cotton canvas. Enzyme washed with frayed edges for a distressed vintage aesthetic. The bag features an adjustable shoulder strap, which can be adjusted between 33.5 and 58 inches. The bag features a spacious main compartment with a large flap that seals with magnetic snaps. Loaded with storage compartments, the bag features a smaller interior zippered compartment and an additional zippered compartment on the exterior. Each side of the satchel also features smaller pockets with magnetic snaps. You'll love all the extra pockets and compartments for keeping your gear organized. The messenger bag measures 16 wide, 11.5 tall and 4.75 deep. It makes a great workout bag, laptop bag, commuter bag, weekender bag, or carry on travel bag.


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Customer Reviews

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Emma C.
It's perfect!

I ordered the messenger bag because I needed a bag that sized for holding "hiking supplies"-- you know, first aide kit, water, snacks. Then it arrived, and it was even more perfect than the photos <3 I love it, it makes me laugh, and I look forward to packing it for my next excursion!

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KQ
I LOVE this bag!!!

Ordered it as my gift to myself!, and it's SO AWESOME. It's my everyday/work bag and it's a perfect size, with great side magnet pockets, and inside zip pocket. I smile every single time I look at it. Very happy with this cool purchase.... great reminder of our imminent demise!!😃

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Nathan

This bag is simple and made well; that’s what I like the most about it. You can tell that the designers went with a streamlined design to focus on appearance and quality.

Good products, and even better slogans for them. This company gets me, and to hell with toxic positivity.

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Kari
Love it!

I bought this because now that I'm back in school I have to carry two laptops around. It fits both, and all their accessories. I love it. The only thing is, I have a menagerie, and the animal hair is really noticeable. I'm trying to think of something I can use to keep the hair from sticking, like a dryer sheet? But we don't own those lol

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Marggi Markowitz
Made me the cool mom!

The bag was a gift, the graphics were perfect for my sons GF! Well made bag, great artwork, shipping was fast. She loves it, and I get to be the cool mom.

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