Spoiler Alert None of This Will End Well Messenger Bag

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You don't need to be a fortune teller or have a crystal ball to see the future. At the rate things are going pessimists will have plenty to gloat about. This funny demotivational bag is perfect for the cynical goth who appreciates dark humor.

Bag Info:

100% cotton canvas
adjustable shoulder strap
exterior and interior zippered pockets
side pockets with magnetic snaps

This stylish sturdy messenger bag is made of 14 oz 100% cotton canvas. Enzyme washed with frayed edges for a distressed vintage aesthetic. The bag features an adjustable shoulder strap, which can be adjusted between 33.5 and 58 inches. The bag features a spacious main compartment with a large flap that seals with magnetic snaps. Loaded with storage compartments, the bag features a smaller interior zippered compartment and an additional zippered compartment on the exterior. Each side of the satchel also features smaller pockets with magnetic snaps. You'll love all the extra pockets and compartments for keeping your gear organized. The messenger bag measures 16 inches wide, 11.5 inches tall and 4.75 inches deep. It makes a great workout bag, laptop bag, commuter bag, weekender bag, or carry on travel bag.

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😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

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Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

Spoiler Alert None of This Will End Well Messenger Bag

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

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