Exhausted By Existence Messenger Bag
$ 64.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
📅 Ships in 3-7 business days
Kittens, puppies, sunsets, cupcakes — sure, existence presents us with a silver lining here and there, but broadly speaking, it’s a nonstop dystopia full of triggers for despair, anxiety, depression, and ever-present low-key dread. Whether you’re merely tired of *this* week’s cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space bag makes a great gift for introverts and curmudgeons looking for a subtle way to let the rest of humanity know “I hate people and am looking forward to leaving the rest of you to rot on this stupid planet.”
Bag Info:
- 100% cotton canvas
- adjustable shoulder strap
- exterior and interior zippered pockets
- side pockets with magnetic snaps
This stylish sturdy messenger bag is made of 14 oz 100% cotton canvas. Enzyme washed with frayed edges for a distressed vintage aesthetic. The bag features an adjustable shoulder strap, which can be adjusted between 33.5 and 58 inches. The bag features a spacious main compartment with a large flap that seals with magnetic snaps. Loaded with storage compartments, the bag features a smaller interior zippered compartment and an additional zippered compartment on the exterior. Each side of the satchel also features smaller pockets with magnetic snaps. You'll love all the extra pockets and compartments for keeping your gear organized. The messenger bag measures 16 inches wide, 11.5 inches tall and 4.75 inches deep. It makes a great workout bag, laptop bag, commuter bag, weekender bag, or carry on travel bag.
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
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🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
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😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Our products are designed in and ship from the US
The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
We create good jobs in our community with living wages
At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.
We support social justice organizations that reflect our values
Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.
I love my bag. The pocket on the front had a small tear when I received it, but other than that it got here quick and I take it everywhere. 😁