Everything is Terrible Unisex Hoodie

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Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.

Shirt Info:

80% Cotton / 20% Polyester Fleece Interior for softness
100% Cotton Outer Shell for vibrant, durable prints
1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
Unisex Fit
Hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:

• X-Small 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
• Small 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
• Medium 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
• Large 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
• X-Large 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
• 2X-Large 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
• 3X-Large 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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My wife grew tired of inheriting/stealing my sweatshirts, and she made it clear that she wanted something cozy, high-quality, and distinctly her. This shirt checks all the boxes and more. It's been a heck of a year, and this shirt captures that nicely.

Birthday gift

My wife asked for this for her birthday. Shipping was super fast. She loved the design and the hoody fits really well and is nice and comfy/cozy. She loves it!

Fast delivery, excellent quality.

It was a little on the thin side but besides that it great

Gift

Bought this hoodie for a gift - she absolutely loved it!

Everything is Terrible Unisex Hoodie

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

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