If you're feeling trapped in a depressing dystopian nightmare you're not alone. Who could blame you for struggling with dread, anxiety, and depression living on our trauma filled planet? This dark humor infant bodysuit lets you express your despair in style. It makes a great gift for the pessimist or misanthrope in your life. If you find yourself often wishing the aliens would abduct you already this is the perfect addition to your infant bodysuit collection.
Bodysuit Info:
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, combed ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- Reinforced three-snap closure
Our soft ringspun cotton infant bodysuits feature a unisex fit. Each bodysuit features side seam construction, double-needle ribbed binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves, and leg openings. Changing time is a breeze with the reinforced three-snap closure. (Note: heather bodysuits are a 93/7 cotton/poly blend.) We print on soft, combed ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
6M: 12.5 inch length x 9 inch width, Age 3-6 months, 22-35 inch height, 10-16 lbs
12M: 13.5 inch length x 10 inch width, Age 6-12 months, 25-28 inch height, 17-20 lbs
18M: 14.5 inch length x 11 inch width, Age 12-18 months, 29-31 inch height, 21-24 lbs
24M: 15.5 inch length x 12 inch width, Age 18-24 months, 32-34 inch height, 25-27 lbs
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
