Unisex My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard Tank Top

Unisex My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard Tank Top

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This funny existentialism shirt is the perfect gift for anyone loaded with existential dread. Wear your existentialist angst on your sleeve with this funny tumblr aesthetic inspired, ironic shirt. Makes a great addition to the wardrobe of philosophy students and nihilists too!

Shirt Info:

pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
relaxed unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women

Our unisex tank tops made made of soft, light weight ringspun cotton. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our unisex tanks run true to size, measurements as follows:
X-Small 17 inch width x 27.25 inch length
Small 18 inch width x 28.25 inch length
Medium 20 inch width x 29.25 inch length
Large 21 inch width x 30.25 inch length
X-Large 23 inch width x 31.25 inch length
2X-Large 24 inch width x 32.25 inch length

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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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I purchased the "My unyielding melancholy" existentialist unisex tank for my son's 21st birthday. He's like a cartoon character and basically wears it whenever he can. The shirt is made of soft fabric, and the stitching is high quality. I would've been hard pressed to find anything like it anywhere else. I'll probably be back to buy the Sartre tank.

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Unisex My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard Tank Top

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

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