Women's Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Scoop Neck T-Shirt
Women's Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Scoop Neck T-Shirt
Women's Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Scoop Neck T-Shirt

Women's Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Scoop Neck T-Shirt

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If you're the type to celebrate Festivus every day, you'll love this funny cynical shirt. Loaded with nihilist charm, 1970s aesthetic, and existential dread this sarcastic ironic shirt is the perfect way to despair in style.

Shirt Info:

  • Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
  • Scoop neck
  • Relaxed fit

Our stylish, light weight dolman tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a curved bottom hem.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our dolman scoop neck shirts have a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 18.5 inch wide chest x 26.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 19.5 inch wide chest x 26.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 20.5 inch wide chest x 27.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 22 inch wide chest x 27.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 28.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
3X-Large: 25 inch wide chest x 28.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 22-24)


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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Customer Reviews

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Jennifer Miller
Love my new T!

Fit is great and I love the cut of this shirt. Flattering and sassy all in one!

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Kimberly Campbell
This shirt is great!

The fabric is super soft and the print was perfect. This is the second scoop neck Ive bought from here and both are amazing. Very happy customer.

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Michelle D.
Love!

I love the shirt! The fit is great- loose but not too big. And customer service was great. I was informed via email that the color I had originally ordered (green) was out but I was given options. I picked a different color (lighter blue) and am very happy with it. Its my new fave shirt and I can't wait to order another- just have to decide which one!

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