Women's Everything is Trash Raccoon Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$ 36.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
📅 Ships in 3-7 business days
Everything might be trash, but this adorable trash panda isn't about to despair. This funny cynical shirt makes a great gift for the pessimist who loves dark humor and raccoons. Animal lovers with a flair for pessimism will love this outraged raccoon as he declares his assessment of everything.
Shirt Info:
- Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
- Scoop neck
- Relaxed fit
Our stylish, light weight dolman tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a curved bottom hem.
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our dolman scoop neck shirts have a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 18.5 inch wide chest x 26.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 19.5 inch wide chest x 26.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 20.5 inch wide chest x 27.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 22 inch wide chest x 27.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 28.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
3X-Large: 25 inch wide chest x 28.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 22-24)
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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Our products are designed in and ship from the US
The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
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At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.
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Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.
I got it a little oversized so it hangs off the shoulder a little and everyone is forced to look at my bra strap.
I love the design on the shirt, I had wanted this for a long time. I love the open scoop neck but on my body, the shirt is very short - almost cropped, which is not a good look for me. I love your designs. I should have paid attention to the measurements.
Thanks for your review!
We are so sorry to hear that you were disappointed with your purchase.
We offer free exchanges for all of our orders as long as they are unwashed/unworn. You can visit our return/exchange portal to generate and print your return label from home using your order number and the email associated with your order. You can also reach out to customer service at hello@boredwalk.com and they would be happy to provide you with a return label.
We also offer custom styles and sizes via our custom request form: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/custom-request. Our team is always happy to help with finding something unique for our customers to enjoy. You can also email us and someone from the team will reach out to discuss what options we have available for you.
We really appreciate your business and hope you will consider an exchange or custom order. :)
I usually try not to buy ridiculously expensive tees, but this one spoke to me. The boatneck cut is comfy, and Ive gotten several positive comments from people who are six feet away because, as a reminder, we live in a trash world where everything is trash. Be a raccoon.
I'm not taking this shirt off until 2020 is over! Seriously, I bought two tee's and am so happy with both! I'd definitely recommend their tees and tanks! The sizing is accurate. Print is timely and HILARIOUS! Good comfy quality tee shirt material. Order was on time. If you see a print that makes you smile here...you should definitely order it, you won't be disappointed!